February 2012
128 posts
When CM Punk retires
8bitwrestler:
I won’t be sad cause he’ll probably become a commentator
Oh shit the Vince thing
just-zeroes-and-ones:
*claps* Can’t wait to see The Rock’s rebuttal to this gold.
Ha! I’m a mark for a work shoot, even if it’s just a smidgen bit.
“You know what the greatest thing about April 1st is gonna be? April 9th! The...”
– John Cena, proving he can’t keep track of shows.
What Cena has to say:
just-zeroes-and-ones:
“I did not have sex with that woman. HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE because Zack was my broski but then the hoeski screwed up my bromance HUSTLE SEXISM SEXISM Zack please come back to suck my dick because I haven’t been in the WWE Championship run in over two months now and I’m going into withdrawl WORD LIFE”
Oh god. One of the greatest things I’ve EVER read about Cena./
...
Hell In A Cell?!
johnnynopulse:
m00gisl0ve:
johnnynopulse:
Jesus…for the whole “end of an era” thing…it’d make sense
Both guys are famous for that match.
It’s just whether or not they can deliver…
Strike out the nonsense talk, lawl
WHAT?!
Hell In A Cell?!
johnnynopulse:
Jesus…for the whole “end of an era” thing…it’d make sense
Both guys are famous for that match.
It’s just whether or not they can deliver…
Strike out the nonsense talk, lawl
Bwahahah!
And D-Bry is all, “FUCK YA COBRA!”
so like
just-zeroes-and-ones:
does Taker just wear his wrestling gear everywhere
“honey we’re going out to Applebee’s tonight oh for christ’s sake would you leave the trenchcoat here for once you are so embarrassing”
“Can I at least bring the torch bearers?” “NO! They won’t all fit in the car with us” *sigh* “Fiiiine, what about the gong at least?”...
“Let’s go all, the way tonight. No regrets. Just love.”
– Triple H to Undertaker (via snugglexpuff)
Just remember baby, no glove no love.. and I like dat old purple one.
now it just sounds homoerotic
WE DO THIS, WE GO ALL THE WAY.
DATS NOT PG
When I heard that, ICP started playing in my head. I hated having Juggalo friends in high school -_-
"I will face you under one condition... HELL, IN A...
And I lost my shit! It all just got DAMN serious!
lukegallows:
Taker, your Texan is showing
dat country twang in his voice
Ohmygod. I swear I noticed it too a bit!
I wonder if Taker and Jericho have late night...
lukegallows:
no you end the world first
no, you end it first
no you, silly
OH GOD! I ARE DEAD!
Cause of death: deathly laughing.
Hmmm...
*ponders*
I wonder if we’ll have another post-RAW meme to explode all over Tumblr again tonight? Last week’s of Ryder was pretty good.
GONG
snugglexpuff:
Pants have been shat.
And that happens too.
They are discussing the Undertaker!
snugglexpuff:
What’s he gonna look like?
What’s he gonna do?
hgkdhgkjdhgjkdfhgu
^^^^She’s a fangirl. Her ovaries are usually on the verge of exploding at the mere mention of the Deadman.
DAMN!
And Bow’tunga beats Big Zeke! That’s a pretty damn good power match, I dug it.. and I usually hate matches between two powerhouse wrestlers.
BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS...
Just be glad there isn’t a Vincent McMahon lead ‘Smell What the Rock is Cooking Club’. That wouldn’t smell very nice I bet :-C
Bowtunga should get the job tbh
just-zeroes-and-ones:
m00gisl0ve:
shellybuttface:
He’ll make it law that every superstar has to wear a bow tie with their ring attire
O.O
The men would look like Chippendale dancers. And the divas kinda like the old Playboy Bunny look depending on their attire of the night.
and he can take twitpics with all the superstars
Dude, can you say group photos EVERY NIGHT?!
Bowtunga should get the job tbh
shellybuttface:
He’ll make it law that every superstar has to wear a bow tie with their ring attire
O.O
The men would look like Chippendale dancers. And the divas kinda like the old Playboy Bunny look depending on their attire of the night.
1 tag
\m/
*mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumble* BUT THE MEMORY REMAAAAAINS!!!
Oh Sheamus, you make me feel better...
snugglexpuff:
Sheamus done good for Snuggle!
#hoeski
snugglexpuff:
That’s not PG
1 tag
Cena:
“…been drinking the skank juice!” “I lost a broski for a hoeski!” Mommy, why is Cena such a slut shaming piiiiiiig? This isn’t PG!
2 tags
DAMN!
They should have just panned over to Rom Simmons after they showed Cena & just have Simmons say “DAMN!” and shake his head.
Heel!Eve
snugglexpuff:
What a twist!
I KNEW IT!!! I knew some shit was up last week when she full on macked on Cena, haha.. I guess Z! was right on Twitter,
“#broskisbeforehoeskies”
When I try to get off the internet
most-awkward-moments:
this always happens:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
medusa95:
I am a terrible, terrible person....
How I reacted to all of each and every single one...
yayitumble:
Same :-D And I have no problems with that. I burst out laughing when Kane threw him off the stage…
crapcom:
“My name is Zack Ryder. And this is...
ZACK GOES FLYING
snugglexpuff:
Kane you so naughty…
Ryder broke his neck now.
I believe I can fly… I believe I can be crushed to the cement…
1 tag
DON'T WHAT ME/OK WHAT ME!
just-zeroes-and-ones:
snugglexpuff:
gatsbygal:
God, you people work fast.
fucking shai;ojdfkljsdfsdklg
Goddamnit. The internet machine is always so fast.
See. BAM! Snarky & wittiness has been ensuing.
just-zeroes-and-ones:
m00gisl0ve replied to your post: m00gisl0ve replied to your post: FACT: Chris…
And he invented Canada to create & conquer Canadian wrestling. And hockey so he could not follow in his dad’s footsteps. He also created his parents to accomplish the previous.
“he created his parents” o m g
you hilarious bastard
ALSO! Terry Funk & Abdullah the Butcher created blood...
Meh
meh. I’m watching WWE Raw, but not in the mood to liveblog that much. This is probably only relevant to a few people. But I might just be making snarky & witty comments on other’s posts.. such as just-zeroes-and-ones & snugglexpuff. Possibly some others, depends.. but probably just those two.
