I’m going to Seattle today with a few friends to see Kimya Dawson, Your Heart Breaks AND Defiance, Ohio in concert! FUCK YEAH…. YEAH FUCK YEAH! I also plan on spilling my seed in Seattle and knocking the earth up like the filthy whore that it is =)
I’m nobody. I’m a tramp, a bum, hobo. I’m a boxcar and a jug...– Charles Manson upon being asked who he was, after making a range of weird/funny facial expressions
bblacklistedd: Her 1st T.V. appearence
What am I doing tomorrow? Ma’fucking PrideFest, yo! Gonna rip it up in the park, yeah yeah!
Red House Painters - “Michael” the...
Red House Painters - “Lord Kill the...
Red House Painters - “Japanese to...
Red House Painters - “Down Colorful...
The Red House Painters - “Medicine...
Damn it all to hell!
….and then I remember that Tumblr is a bitch and only allows ONE audio upload per day, fuck that. You’ll have to wait til tomorrow to get track 2, “Medicine Ball”
Red House Painters - “24”
I’m in a rather shitty mood, I’ve realized my shortcomings. I’ve realized the effect I have on some people. There is one album for this time, and you’ll all get it soon. Red House Painters’ Down Colorful Hill EP. Enjoy it fuckers.
Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
Monty: That's an understatement.
Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
Monty's Mom: Uh huh...
Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.
Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?
Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.