FUCK YES! NEW OFFSPRING SONG! :D And the new album...
Movies to watch over the next month or so:
finish American Beauty (X) Lost and Delirious (X) Heavenly Creatures (X) Crime and Punishment in Suburbia (X) Crash (1996) (X) Girl, Interrupted (started, but never finished) May (X) The Basketball Diaries (X) Rules of Attraction (X) L.I.E. (thanks Caroline) Gummo (X) finish Trash Humpers the Dreamers the Living End Teenage Apocalypse Trilogy (Totally Fucked Up, Doom Generation...
Marilyn Manson - “You’re So Vain” (ft. Johnny Depp on guitar & main drumming) Yes this is the real track. Enjoy you fuckers. I gots the hook ups.
Meet a girl I met Carolina her parents jumped off...
Sticky Sweet Debauchery: If I see another girl or... →
lucifers—cumslut: If I see another girl or guy even, complain about how frustrated they are about certain guys not kissing, or feeling nervous their kids won’t be gay, or talking about gay relationships being cuter, I’m going to punch one of you. Whoever said it, I’ll punch you. Stop putting sexuality in the spot light. It’s not going to ever seem normal to people (which is what it is, and...
“She was a wiiiiiiiiiiinerrrrrr… who...
suzybishop: jimsturgess: I FUCKING CAN’;T ...
lucifers—cumslut: OH you know what would be fun right now?! fucking. |: The lonely virgin is just chilling here eating tacos tho. FUNNNN. Sooooo much gpoy it’s not even funny at times -_- expect I have ham.
recursiveselfimprovement asked: so is it true that you'd consume Albert's backhair if he agreed to give you an autograph
kayfabe asked: You mean Steveweisers.
Stone Cold called, he wants his beer back.
Hey tidbit, that wasn’t Budweiser. Not Stone Cold’s beer. /old wrestling fan remembers little tidbits/
"most prestigious championship in the world"
just-zeroes-and-ones: as the world heavyweight championship cries in the corner As the NWA & AWA titles hang themselves in a dusty, long forgotten basement.
BLESS THIS POST!
My girlfriend: Shut up, Drunkicho.
LORD TENSAI! SOKOMATA!!!!!!! AND THEY’RE STARTING THE TENSAI v YOSHI FEUD!!!!!!!! :D MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!
becky-bayless: OH god. I love this IWC, I...
just-zeroes-and-ones: Yay! Alberto makes his grand return! That was a hell of an announcement, Ricardo. Way to hold out that “o”. Dude, don’t you know? Ricardo was still amped up from Albert/Lord Tensai’s return/debut! :D
did jericho just do a disclaimer about drinking?...
just-zeroes-and-ones: carlaxvengeance: i approve this message! now that, that is PG. BUT! CM Punk is straight edge, he doesn’t want to drink. And Punk was already rather incapacitated. Thus, he is making an unwilling party drink when they cannot refuse. And THAT, my friends, is NOT PG.
24 year old fan dies in attendance at Wrestlemania... →
droptoehold: This is the absolute worst news i have read in a long time, Its left a very bitter taste in my mouth. Oh god, this is really unsettling :-/
"I OWN YOU BOY"
just-zeroes-and-ones: that’s not pg It isn’t.. but it IS hilarious!
just-zeroes-and-ones: Ugh. Also I love that “Sexual Chocolate” chant. God, I’m old. I suddenly have the old theme song in my head -_- Do you know how scary that is??
It is obvious to everyone that someone finally...
nahlinye: He looks good though glad he is back Ah, the memories I have of seeing this man utterly dominate in matches will never leave me. I was, and still am, such a huge fan of Matt Bloom overall. I ever tried to follow his career in Japan as much as possible. It’s nice to have him back, not only stateside but on WWE as well.
Omg, those chants… “YOU STILL GOT IT!” Hearing a wrestler I grew up being a huge fan of, one who never really broke out of mid-card status and hasn’t been in the company in a few years.. get THAT chant? It made me happy, it really honestly did. I don’t care if he’s going under Albert, A-Train, or Giant Bernard. Matt Bloom is a phenomenal wrestler that has almost...
Cenas new gimmick: EMO KID.
just-zeroes-and-ones: hormonalromance: Not as much angst as Kane, but complains more. #heel But will it be as emo as Raven?
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELL
just-zeroes-and-ones: WHAT THE WWE IS COOKING WITH THIS ANGLE BECAUSE I SURE DON’T #Fruity Pebbles #KungPowBitch #Boots2Asses #RandomGibberishHastag
"the most powerful man in the WWE"
just-zeroes-and-ones: so what is Vince, chopped liver? Or the whole board of directors?
About to start liveblogging
just-zeroes-and-ones: as I clean up the tears from the Hall of Fame broadcast the tag’ll be “lesnarmania fallout” And ‘Colin liveblogs WWE’ for me WHEW!!!!!!! Return of Matt Bloom aka Albert aka A Train aka Giant Bernard aka LORD TENSAI!